May 2013
fake-mermaid:
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
April 2013
upgraders:
your dick pics:
my dick pics:
sleepthroughthealarm:
i just typed “the perks of being a waffle” instead of wallflower
niallar:
today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school district”
daltry:
today i wore a beatles shirt to school and it has dates from their 1964 tour on the back and three people asked me if i saw them live
three
people
mrcalifornia:
i was doing my online course and this was on the test portion
and i thought of this
“diet coke, no strawberry shake, no diet coke, no both”
jakemalik:
i bet you don’t even have 99 problems you probably have like 92 or 93 stop exaggerating
girafasolas:
I even procrastinate the things I want to do.
Drinking an Energy Drink
laugh-addict:
Expectations:
Reality:
Chicken nuggets are okay
i-ran-over-oprah:
lacigreen:
spookysis:
WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE
that-spook-from-london:
foodtrucker:
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
e102gamma:
*fills backpack with caprisun* I’m running away
twistedviper:
goodandfunandmadness:
santo-dom-ingo:
why commit murder when you can have one of these
come on guys
I’d kill for one of those.
I think you’re missing the point
fangirlwho:
walk into the club like “so get this”
ifwemetupatmidnight:
every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down
thelifesavingparachute:
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
