my relationship with my followers
me: ask me something?
me: ok. i will reblog some photos.
Good handjob tips:
inspirationwh0re: Put your mouth on it.
intoxicatinginfatuation: Forever fucking reblog.<3 I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME UP ON MY DASH FOR THE LONGEST TIME EVER. <3 YES YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE WHEN I SEE THIS ON MY DASH. FOREVER REBLOG This makes my day!! LOLOLOLOL LMFAO
When I'm eating:
sodamnrelatable: Expectations: Reality: via sodamnrelatable
If I were a drug dealer, I would wait until they asked for coke then I would take the money and reply with, “sorry I only have Pepsi,” then laugh maniacally as I backflipped into the sewers.
sayradoomsday: someshitaboutlove: amanderzpartypoison: daniellebrace: disillusionmentoftenoclock: jrateliff: tthanatophobia: imalwaysgoingtobestronger: I will never not reblog this. LOL I’ve waited so long for this to show up on my dash again :’) this *** will NEVER GET OLD I haven’t ever laughed this much. EVER. tears…. I will reblog my husband’s insanity EVERY TIME… ...